The New Trump Phone

Trump gets toy phone so he does not get in trouble anymore.

Washington (dposillon) – The team of US President Donald Trump has now inconspicuously replaced the phone system of the Oval Office with a colorful toy phone from Fisher Price. The goal of the measure is that in the future Trump will no longer get into trouble with calls to heads of government of other countries.
So far, the president has accepted the new device well. The last few hours Trump spent pushing his phone around and enjoying the funny key and ringtones. In between he kept shouting in the phone: „You have to investigate Sleepy Joe Biden! Listen to me, you want the US to be your friend!“

The fact that from the other side of the line so far only silence comes back, did not strike the US president so far, since he prefers to talk anyway and does not care what his opponent has to say. For safety’s sake, however, Trump’s advisors want to get off the line in the medium term, like „Yes, Mr. President!“, „Of course, Mr. President!“, „This is the greatest idea of ​​all times, Mr. President!“ or „You are a much better president than Obama, sir!“
The plan seems to be working: since a record-breaking four hours, Trump has not committed any serious violations or endangered United States national security.

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