Hey !!

To give this „very unhappy guy“, up here, and others like him, a chance to understand and speak Chinese very quick and easy – here a lesson how to

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes   !!

OK read the English meaning and then say „OUT LOUD“ the Chinese words…

You MUST read them out loud or it doesn’t make as much sense.

1) That’s not right……………………………… Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive……………….. Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP……………………………………Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man……………………………………… Dum Fuk

5) Small horse…………………………………….. Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?………………….. Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table……………… Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift…………………. Chin Tu Fat

9) It’s very dark in here………………………… Wai So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet…………… .Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone………………….. No Pah King

12) staying out of sight………………………… Lei Ying Lo

13) He’s cleaning his automobile…………….Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive………………Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great………………………………………….. Fa Kin Su Pah

16) Has your flight been delayed…………..Hao Long Yu Wai Ting

17) Your price is to high……………………….No Bai De Ting

18) I am not guilty………………………………. Wai Hang Mi

19)You are not very bright…………………….Yu So Dum

20)Stay a while longer………………………….Wei Go Nao

After this first lesson you might get along in China pretty well, at least may be in Mandarin Cinese, but there are many more Chinese dialects and languages, as you can see down here in the next picture – so: learn and train more  !!

The solution !!!