Recently I came across the above picture, showing this plump, grinning, arrogant and overbearing face. Also shown in some kind of an university cape. I read the article and another one and decided to copy and post them for you without further comment. Just added a few pictures to enrich the written information.

   The articles are about Trump University.

Three Sample Questions from the Trump University Final Exam.

By John Flowers
THE NEW YORKER
March 22, 2016

Below you will find three examples of questions from previous final exams at Trump University. Use these sample questions and the answer key provided to prepare for next week’s big test.

1. Two plus two equals what ?

(a) Maybe four.
(b) Could be four. Could be. Lotta people saying it’s five.
(c) I’m not saying it’s five; I’m saying it could be—could be five. You see these establishment hacks, losers, like Mitt Romney? Real crank. They hate me. They take answers like “could be” and say, “Oh, he says two plus two equals five.” I never said that. I never—I said “could be.” Could be six. We don’t know.
(d) All of the above.
(e) None of the above.
(f) D and E.

2. Describe a major theme of  “The Old Man and the Sea” !

(a) Well, the theme is big. That I can assure you. Definitely no problem in the theme department. Quite big. Quite.
(b) I know what you want me to say here. You want me to say “yuge.” Well, I’m not. I’m not gonna say that.
(c) Should I say it? . . . No. I’m not gonna say it. But it is.
(d) Now—and I don’t even wanna bring it up—but you got a lot of people. I’m not going to mention names. O.K., Marco. You got Little Marco, who has a tiny theme. No, it’s true. Very small. Probably why he’s outta the race. Seriously, find me one person who says there was a big theme behind that campaign. But anyway, here’s Little Marco, saying I’m the one with the small theme. Can you believe that? Says I’m like Santiago in “The Old Man and the Sea.” Says I sometimes lose my harpoon—you know, prematurely—when I try to reel in the big fish. Totally not true.
(e) In fact, reminds me of the time I tried to get a date with Brooke Shields. Remember Brooke Shields? Gorgeous. Not like my wife. Gorgeous, though. I asked her out. She said no. Career went downhill after that. Left me like Santiago at the end of the book, hauling this gigantic mast home with nothing to show for my troubles.
(f) Seriously, “The Old Man and the Sea”? Please. Santiago’s not a winner. Here’s what you need to read: “The Art of the Deal.” Best book since the Bible. Probably better. People say that. I don’t. People do. Bible was, like, God with sixty ghostwriters. “The Art of the Deal” was just me, dictating to Tony Schwartz. Great guy. Takes dictation better than Moses.

3. H2O is the chemical symbol for what compound ?

(a) What the hell’s “huh-twenty”?
(b) No, that’s what it says, “huh-twenty.” Or maybe the “H” is silent. I dunno.
(c) I didn’t say “huh-twenty.” You said “huh-twenty.” You asked me what “huh-twenty” was. You see, this is what the media does. They claim, “You said ‘huh-twenty!’ ” And I’m like, “I said? No you said ‘huh-twenty.’ I just repeated what you said.”
(d) That’s all they do, ask these totally bogus questions, when what they should be asking about is Hillary’s e-mails. That’s what this question should be about. Because what she did—wow. I mean, that’s why she’s hugging Obama every chance she gets.
(e) You know who else hugs Obama? Chris Christie.
(f) But we love Chris, don’t we? We love Chris.

Answer key:

To 1. I like A. I like B, too. D doesn’t do much for me, but E and F are real winners.

To 2. I’m gonna have to look into A and B. C is very compelling. Very. I hear good things about D through F. But I don’t wanna say anything yet.

To 3. I don’t know why people are saying there were three questions. There weren’t. I mean, do you have video? Show me the video where there were three questions. You can’t, because there is no video. People come here. They try to make trouble, saying we started a question three. We did not. And lemme tell ya, we’re gonna fight back. I’m not saying we’ll sue, but we could. Throw a few punches, ya know. Because this test prep is a great test prep. You thought so, too: you signed the agreement saying that you thought this was the greatest test prep of all time and that you wanted to be sued if video surfaced of you saying otherwise.

Congratulations, this was actually the final. You’ve passed.
Now give me $35,000.

Donald Trump’s online ‚University‘ has a D-minus rating from the Better Business Bureau. There is no lower rating possible ?!

Douglas Feiden
DAILY NEWS
Thursday, 19th of May 2011

The state attorney general is investigating Donald Trump’s online business school where he charges would-be moguls up to $35,000 to „learn from the master.“ The for-profit Trump University is being probed for possibly deceptive business practices, sources familiar with Eric Schneiderman’s investigation said Thursday.

Problems with Trump’s business education firms first surfaced last year when the Daily News revealed that more than 150 students in 22 states said they’d been cheated out of tens of thousands of dollars for useless courses.

Schneiderman subpoenaed the school – which is non-accredited and changed its legal name to the Trump Entrepreneur Initiative after News inquiries – as part of a broad-based probe of New York’s for-profit college industry.

An attorney general spokesman declined comment. A Trump executive confirmed the probe, saying, „We look forward to cooperating with the inquiry and providing the information requested.“

He claimed 95% of its students evaluated the Trump courses as „excellent.“ But the Better Business Bureau disagreed, slapping Trump University with a D-minus rating.

The News documented dozens of complaints about the billionaire developer’s school from retirees, veterans, laid-off workers and seniors living on fixed incomes. They charged they were pressured to max out credit cards or draw down 401(k)s to enroll in courses they found useless – then were refused refunds.

If it wasn’t sooo sad  –  one could laugh about it !!!

Settlement.

A federal judge recently gave final approval to a $25 million agreement to settle fraud claims arising from Donald J. Trump’s for-profit education venture, Trump University, rejecting a last-minute objection to the deal.

The judge, Gonzalo P. Curiel, in San Diego, issued his order after considering a challenge from Sherri Simpson, a former Trump University student from Fort Lauderdale, Fla., whose lawyers say she should have had a chance to opt out of the class-action settlement and individually sue President Trump, perhaps forcing a trial.

The civil settlement was not enough for Ms. Simpson, who wanted to see Mr. Trump tried on criminal racketeering charges. She also wanted an apology.

But Judge Curiel, in his ruling, sided with the class-action plaintiffs’ lawyers, who had urged him to approve the agreement, saying it was the best possible outcome for roughly 3,730 students. They could recoup more than 90 cents on the dollar of what they spent at Trump University.

After his election in November, Mr. Trump reversed course and agreed to pay $25 million to resolve the litigation. He did not admit fault, and he maintained in posts on Twitter after the settlement announcement that he “did not have the time to go through a long but winning trial on Trump U.”   He always has the last word – true or not !!!